Dough-Nu-Matic Doughnut Maker (via Overstock) - $129.99
I wonder what the ROI is on one of these babies! 


USB Powered Lunchbox (via Tokyo Mango) - about $20
I can't believe this is real... 

 


WAKE n' BACON (via mathlete.com) - one of a kind
An alarm clock that wakes you with the smell of freshly cooked bacon.  I can't believe I don't have one of these already... 

 

Bill Clinton Corkscrew (via Overstock) - $29.99
There's a Hilary nutcracker too.  No really.  There is. 

 

 

Almost X Rated Cookie Cutters (via Lacuisineus.com) - $20-$44
There's a gingerbread man also... it's a little more, graphic.

 

Vita-Mix 5201 XL Variable Speed Blender (via Blender World) - $1,806.31
When you make a ton of margeritas, only an $1,800 blender will do... 

 

Witmer Company Peanut Butter Mixer (via Amazon) - $8.99
For all those times you need your peanut butter mixed... stat!

 

Posted
Authordavid koch
CategoriesHumor